We… Build… Awesome… Websites…
LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!
What’s that? Why yes, that is a very astute observation. We also do graphic design and branding. We’re really good at that too.
The websites we build are (in addition to being awesome) responsive. Amazing, right? You can look at them on your mobile phone, tablet, or desktop, and they look…AWESOME!
We create great websites.
Not terrible websites.
We are professional web designers. You are not.
This is nothing against you. You are awesome too. You do great, amazing things. Look at the company you’ve built. Look how hard you work at your job. You’re great at it. You’re also probably very good looking.
We are not good at what you do. That’s why we make websites. Because we are good at making websites.
Probably not. That’s because they are experts. They’ve spent a lot of time studying what they do. Just like you’ve spent a lot of time studying what you do. That’s why you’re good at it.
We’ve spent a lot of time studying Web Design.
That’s why we’re so good at it.
Here’s a secret. We’ve built ugly websites in the past. Bad websites. Difficult to use websites.
Here’s another secret. Those websites were ugly, bad, and unusable because our client insisted they be that way.
When other people visit their website they think
“Wow, I bet they didn’t listen to their Web Designer
and now their website looks terrible!”
This can happen to you. If you take control, you’ll end up with a terrible looking website. Really bad. Really ugly. People will laugh at you behind your back. Children will point and say “Yuck! That is lulz! I’m going to 4chan this on my blog-o-phone!“
How about you have a delicious chocolate chip cookie, and just relax. Trust us. We’re good at this. Really good. Take a break. You deserve it. We’ll build you an amazing site.
We know what we’re doing
We Got This
We… Got… This…